so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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