Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he puts the penis in happiness.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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