I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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