No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
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It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
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My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
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