I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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