They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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