You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
