East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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