A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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