So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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