I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
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I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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