I think I am morally bankrupt
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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