I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
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Do I have a choice?
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The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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