Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
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Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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