operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
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THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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