Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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