i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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