yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
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It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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