i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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