After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
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