Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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