Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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