My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
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