bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?