come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit