man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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