the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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