a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Randomize