the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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