puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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