I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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