2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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