Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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