I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
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I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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