We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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