Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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