he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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