why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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