things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
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The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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