Grow some girl-balls and come out already
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
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you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
How does it feel to date your dad?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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