I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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