Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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