I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
be right there i have to get my cape
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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