yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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