You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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