god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
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Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
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