someone get that fucking seahorse.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
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WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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