U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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