is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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