We won't sleep together?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
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The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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