I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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