I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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