I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
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The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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