I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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