party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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