I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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