i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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