let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
you never un-have a 4some
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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