awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
