Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I CAN MOONWALK!
im about as happy as oj after his trial
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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