god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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