I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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