big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
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What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
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I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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