Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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