I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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